Corrupt A Wish

Peon Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34

Granted, but you choke on it because it congealed.

I wish it was the 80's.

Peon Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-01-10

Granted. You have ceased to exist.

I wish for hamburgers.

Peon Posts : 107 Join date : 2010-01-12

granted but its burnt and they left off your favorite toppings

i wish Tvent could think of some more wishes.

Peon Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34

Granted, but they all suck.

I wish my wishes didn't suck.

Peon Posts : 107 Join date : 2010-01-12

granted, now they blow.

i wish i didnt have to wake up early... today.

Peon Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34

Granted, but now it's tomorrow and you missed whatever it was.

I wish my wishes blew better.

Peon Posts : 107 Join date : 2010-01-12

granted but they only blow "The Host" now.

I wish i knew everything

Peon Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34

Granted, but Omniscience drives you mad.

I wish I could stand being cold better.

Peon Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-01-10

Granted. You are now a polar bear floating out to sea.

I wish for Firefly to not be cancelled.

Peon Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34

Granted......but This Land becomes YOUR GRAVE! AHAHAHAH! NOW DIE!

I wish I was Walsh.

Peon Posts : 107 Join date : 2010-01-12

granted, you are now a university, enjoy having people walk on you.

i wish our elected officals would do a better job.

Peon Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34

Granted, but they all get assassinated.

I wish I was a better university.

Peon Posts : 107 Join date : 2010-01-12

granted but now you are in a country that doesnt speak english.

I wish i knew what was going to happen 10 seconds before it happens.

Peon Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34

Granted, but you suffer from deja vu for ever.

I wish I could stop playing this.

Peon Posts : 107 Join date : 2010-01-12

granted but now you will be addicted to multiple other games instead.

i wish i could go to bed.

Peon Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34

Granted, but it's a bed of nails. On fire.

I wish it was five minutes from now.

Peon Posts : 107 Join date : 2010-01-12

granted but during those 5 minutes everyone on earth will experience something amazing and you will have missed it.

i wish my bed wasnt on fire anymore.

Peon Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34

Granted, now it's frozen.

I'm out of wishes f'rizlle now. Seacrest, Out!

Peon Posts : 107 Join date : 2010-01-12

granted your now seacrest, but now your also gay.

i wish for a new wii.

Peon Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish for a new game

Peon Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-01-10

Granted, but you just lost the game.

I wish for zoophilia to be made legal.

Peon Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34

Granted, but Animals always get to Top.

I wish the next Half Life would come out already.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:41 pm

Granted, but the game is under a new development team, and they ruined it.

I wish for tacos.

Peon Posts : 107 Join date : 2010-01-12

granted but they spoiled last month.

i wish there would be a rockshow at my college

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:55 pm

Granted, but it turns out to be a geology exhibit.

I wish I had a working light-saber.