Want sexy arms, ladies?

Subject: Want sexy arms, ladies? Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:54 am

Look at this amazing technology!

Peon Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-01-10

I think a boyfriend would be cheaper.

*buh-zing*

Subject: Re: Want sexy arms, ladies? Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:48 pm

But would the boyfriend be big and hard enough?

Peon Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34

Buhuh....

Subject: Re: Want sexy arms, ladies? Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:53 pm

Perhaps... Basketball

<---- bouncing condom

Subject: Re: Want sexy arms, ladies? Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:13 pm

HA. HAHA. HAHAHA.
...
...handjob references...
Ha...

Peon Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34

Do not want.

Subject: Re: Want sexy arms, ladies? Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:33 am

You'll never get one anyway.

Peon Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-01-10

Miss Courtnah wrote:: But would the boyfriend be big and hard enough?

Why don't i buy us some dinner and you can find out?

Basketball

Subject: Re: Want sexy arms, ladies? Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:29 am

LOL THAT SMILEY.

But seriously.
Who wants the mess?

Clearly the shake weight is better.
NO MESS IN THE END.

Or AIDS.

Dinner sounds good though.

Peon Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-01-10

That's what the Basketball

is for.

You wanna? (Dinner, that is?)

Subject: Re: Want sexy arms, ladies? Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:34 am

Or IS IT?!

Dinner = Food
Food = AMAZING

So I see no reason to not.
Heck we should have a...

MIDNIGHT MEETING.

Peon Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-01-10

Well, practically speaking, i would not oppose to wearing a condom if it meant i would be masturbated. I mean, shit, i've got a dozen of 'em going to waste.
A real water balloon fight situation is what i'm saying.

Midnight meeting? Is that a reference to something?

Subject: Re: Want sexy arms, ladies? Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:52 am

You should totally masturbate yourself.
Get your arms in shape.

And... I'm just saying it'd be cool if the people here were to...
You know.. have a meeting somewhere. Sometime.

Peon Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-01-10

I totally already do.
So, yeah, that thing would prolly work better.
Unless i could rig up some weights, and...

...

For some reason...it sounds like you want to start a coven or something.
I don't know, man.
They always warned me about IRL meetups. They usually end poorly.
Close encounters of the rape kind.

Subject: Re: Want sexy arms, ladies? Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:00 am

Fascinating. Never engaged in activities like those. Hah.

Fine.
I guess there shall never been dinner.

And no coven meetings.
-depression-

Peon Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-01-10

Nah, i guess we could set up a dinner.

But i'd rather not midnight. Like really rather. Like Dan Rather.

But where, when, what, who, and how? (why is impertinent)

Subject: Re: Want sexy arms, ladies? Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:04 am

But IRL encounters are baaaaaad!

Peon Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-01-10

Well, hell, Courtney, it's not like we've never met!

Subject: Re: Want sexy arms, ladies? Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:11 am

BUT STILL. XD
Anyway. I'm bad a planning.

What's your life schedule?

Peon Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-01-10

EDIT: NO TIMES FOR YOU RAPISTS!!

Subject: Re: Want sexy arms, ladies? Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:17 am

I'm free from school and work on weekends.
So that'd be our best bet. xD

Peon Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-01-10

But that is so very, very far away. D:

Subject: Re: Want sexy arms, ladies? Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:41 am

EDIT: LALALALA!!

Peon Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-01-10

EDIT: What about CENSORED after CENSORED?