Who likes them?

I like stabbing things with them.
And possibly poking humans with em.

Your chopstick manners are bad. Tis considered uncultured to use them to stab, apparantly.

No, duh.
You know why they're bad?
Because I'm AMERICAN.
And AMERICANS use their hands.
To eat their AMERICAN fast food.
In AMERICA.

Uhuh. Because Americans have no culture!

I'm pretty sure they have American culture.

Exactly!

American culture is a mashup of every other culture ever, and then, it looks down on eeeevery other culture on earth cause it's not "american"! :/

I love learning about other cultures. They're much cooler. But this, is, not talking about chopsticks. Back to the topic!