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Miss Courtnah Peon
Posts : 342 Join date : 2010-01-13 Age : 34 Location : BLARGH
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:15 pm | |
| Granted, but now the government wants it... -dun dundun dun- I wish my pizza would hurry and get here. |
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The Odd Peon
Posts : 107 Join date : 2010-01-12
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:17 pm | |
| granted but the delivery guy will drop it on you as he hands it to you i wish the titans would win the superbowl |
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TVent Peon
Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:18 pm | |
| Granted, but they only win after they move to LA I wish we had enough money to go to the club tonight. |
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Kaos Peon
Posts : 289 Join date : 2010-01-14 Age : 33 Location : R'lyeh
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:28 pm | |
| Granted, but it's closed tonight. I wish my Ipod battery hadn't just died. |
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TVent Peon
Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:30 pm | |
| Granted, it exploded instead. I wish life was more AWESOME |
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Kaos Peon
Posts : 289 Join date : 2010-01-14 Age : 33 Location : R'lyeh
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:34 pm | |
| Granted, but life ends tomorrow. I wish I had done some laundry earlier so I would have some warm clean socks. |
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The Odd Peon
Posts : 107 Join date : 2010-01-12
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:31 pm | |
| granted but they are full of holes now i wish my friends could come over my house to hang out more often |
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Kaos Peon
Posts : 289 Join date : 2010-01-14 Age : 33 Location : R'lyeh
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:07 pm | |
| Granted, but they all only talk to each other and pay you no attention. I wish Calculus wasn't a class I'm required to take... lots of. |
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The Odd Peon
Posts : 107 Join date : 2010-01-12
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:53 pm | |
| granted but instead you must take advanced logarithms and multi-dimensional physics . i wish i had pie right now. |
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Kaos Peon
Posts : 289 Join date : 2010-01-14 Age : 33 Location : R'lyeh
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:55 pm | |
| Granted, but someone ate all the filling out. I wish I had a comfy blanket right now. |
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The Infamy Peon
Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-01-10
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:58 pm | |
| Granted. You are now Linus from Peanuts. I wish for untold misery. |
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The Host Host of the Order of Midnight
Posts : 180 Join date : 2010-01-10
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:03 am | |
| Granted but its not as miserable as you would think. I wish that Conan would stay in his time slot. |
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Kaos Peon
Posts : 289 Join date : 2010-01-14 Age : 33 Location : R'lyeh
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:05 am | |
| Granted, but the slot is now filled by a mediocre sitcom starring Conan. I wish Blockbuster would get back to me with a job offer. |
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The Host Host of the Order of Midnight
Posts : 180 Join date : 2010-01-10
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:08 am | |
| Granted, but you stand outside dressed as a DVD everyday. I wish for death by kamikaze mushrooms from the Centauro Nebula wearing the one ring! |
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The Infamy Peon
Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-01-10
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:10 am | |
| Granted, but you just lost the game. I wish for marzipan. |
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The Host Host of the Order of Midnight
Posts : 180 Join date : 2010-01-10
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:17 am | |
| - The Infamy wrote:
- Granted, but you just lost the game.
Oh thats just a cop out! lol Granted, but you contract diabetes. I wish for a better method for rabies shots. |
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Miss Courtnah Peon
Posts : 342 Join date : 2010-01-13 Age : 34 Location : BLARGH
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:18 am | |
| Granted, but it causes cancer. I wish I could never lose the game. |
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The Odd Peon
Posts : 107 Join date : 2010-01-12
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:34 am | |
| granted your entire memory is now erased. I wish it would snow tomm. |
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Miss Courtnah Peon
Posts : 342 Join date : 2010-01-13 Age : 34 Location : BLARGH
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:04 pm | |
| Granted, but you slept through it. I wish I had something tasty to eat right now. |
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The Odd Peon
Posts : 107 Join date : 2010-01-12
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:44 pm | |
| granted but there is only half a bite of it left. I wish i would win the lottery |
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The Infamy Peon
Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-01-10
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:00 pm | |
| Granted. SHIRLEY JACKSON'S LOTTERY!!! *maniacal laughter* (this is from Squidbillies) I wish for myrrh. |
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Miss Courtnah Peon
Posts : 342 Join date : 2010-01-13 Age : 34 Location : BLARGH
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:24 pm | |
| Granted, but they accidentally took out a 'r' I wish for something funny. |
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Kaos Peon
Posts : 289 Join date : 2010-01-14 Age : 33 Location : R'lyeh
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sun Jan 17, 2010 2:12 am | |
| Granted, but if you laugh, a kitten dies. I wish the new Alice in Wonderland wasn't a Disney film, so Tim Burton could make it as macabre and disturbing as he wishes |
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The Infamy Peon
Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-01-10
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sun Jan 17, 2010 2:17 am | |
| Granted, but the film will still star Alan Rickman, Johnny Depp, and Helena Bonham Carter. I wish for a bunny. A bunny to which nothing bad can ever be done and which can do nothing bad. |
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Kaos Peon
Posts : 289 Join date : 2010-01-14 Age : 33 Location : R'lyeh
| Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sun Jan 17, 2010 2:26 am | |
| Wait... the film does sta- OHHHHHH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. Granted, but you can never see or touch it. I wish the sky was purple. |
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