Corrupt A Wish

Subject: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:01 pm

Here's the deal. Person one posts a wish. For example:

Person #1: I wish for a cookie!
Person #2: Granted, but the cookie is poisonous.

And so on. Go! Corrupt those wishes!

I wish I would fly.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:02 pm

Granted, but you can never land.

I wish I had the power to talk to Lobsters.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:04 pm

Granted, but you lost your ability to talk to humans.
I wish I could find my Lion King tape.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:05 pm

Granted, but for the life of you, you can't think of anyone who owns a VHS player anymore.

I wish I could see through walls.

Peon Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-01-10

Granted, but you can now only see things that are behind walls.

I wish for true love.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:20 pm

Granted, but the one you truly love secretly despises you.

I wish for better peanut butter.

Peon Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-01-10

Granted, but it's really old and crunchy. Your tongue is permanently affixed to your palette. You eventually starve and die.

I wish for happiness.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:27 pm

Granted, but your happiness make people envy you so much, you are murdered.

I wish I had a little brother.

Peon Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34

Granted, but he is a paraplegic that you must devote the rest of your life to taking care of.
I wish that Haiti was okay.

Peon Posts : 107 Join date : 2010-01-12

granted but your home town will be hit next.

I wish i had a million dollars

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:05 pm

Granted, but it was stolen- so now the FBI is after you.
I wish I was asleep right now.

Peon Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34

Granted, but you have dirty dreams all night.
I wish I was Justin Timberlake.

Peon Posts : 107 Join date : 2010-01-12

Granted but now the real justin timberlake has your old body and will ruin your old life and then come to take his body back.

I wish this wish would not come true.

Peon Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34

Granted, but now you're a Genie and you're trapped in a lamp?

I wish everyone on earth was happy forever!

Peon Posts : 107 Join date : 2010-01-12

granted, but now all the people of the world will do w/e makes them happen, which for many includes killing others.

btw how can u grant my wish? it was for my wish to not come true, if u grant it then it will not come true, but by granting it you have made it true.

I wish for you all to do a barrel roll.

Peon Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34

Granted, but we all crash into you.
I wish...I knew what to wish for.

Peon Posts : 107 Join date : 2010-01-12

granted, but you will receive the knowledge of what to wish for when you are unprepared for it and you will forget it before you can write it down.

I wish for a pet turtle.

Peon Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34

Granted, but it's a snapping turtle.
I wish for more wishes.

Peon Posts : 107 Join date : 2010-01-12

granted but now every time you make a wish a friend of yours dies.

I wish i could control time.

Peon Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34

Granted, but you can only control time in five second bursts.
I wish the Beatles had never broken up.

Peon Posts : 107 Join date : 2010-01-12

granted but instead of breaking up they all died from ODing.

I wish more people would loggon.

Peon Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34

Granted, but you're banned.

I wish I could dance!

Peon Posts : 107 Join date : 2010-01-12

granted, you can dance, but no one ever said anything about dancing well.

i wish i was unbanned XD

Peon Posts : 275 Join date : 2010-01-12 Age : 34

Granted, but you're on probation.

I have run out of wishes.

Peon Posts : 172 Join date : 2010-01-10

Granted?

I wish for gravy. Lukewarm gravy that will not spill or go bad or be poison.